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Post by calithena on Jan 30, 2010 10:42:46 GMT -6
B: Who's there?
A: You know?
B: You know who?
A: Run! It's the Demon Lord of Gnolls!
your turn...
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Post by tavis on Jan 30, 2010 11:53:37 GMT -6
Adapting one of my son's favorites:
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: The Interrupt Adventurers.
A: The interr--
Q: Gary sent us!
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Post by apeloverage on Jan 31, 2010 9:11:33 GMT -6
or
...I kick down the door!
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Post by apeloverage on Jan 31, 2010 9:12:10 GMT -6
Q: Knock Knock.
A: We're not playing Tunnels & Trolls.
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Post by apeloverage on Jan 31, 2010 9:15:22 GMT -6
Q: Knock Knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Who do you want to be there?
A: I hate Forge games.
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Post by chgowiz on Jan 31, 2010 18:32:37 GMT -6
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
1 in 6 it's a wandering monster, 2 in 6 that it's your third character come back as a haint...
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Post by apeloverage on Jan 31, 2010 21:52:33 GMT -6
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The Interrupting Adventurers Who Have Penalties to Initiative.
The Interrupting Adventurers Who Have Penalties to Initiative who?
Gary sent us! Crap.
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Post by apeloverage on Jan 31, 2010 22:01:25 GMT -6
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve Jackson and Ian Livingstone.
How will you deal with STEVE JACKSON and IAN LIVINGSTONE?
Hide? turn to 349
Reply 'Steve Jackson and Ian Livingstone who?' turn to 41
Or do you have an item you want to use? turn to 106
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Post by apeloverage on Jan 31, 2010 22:07:18 GMT -6
Knock knock.
Blog commenter.
Blog commenter who?
You said it wrong.
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Post by apeloverage on Jan 31, 2010 22:10:14 GMT -6
Hey...how come this door has cookies in it?
Because it's ajar.
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Post by apeloverage on Jan 31, 2010 22:12:05 GMT -6
Knock knock.
Who's there?
f(x)=1/x
Sorry mate, this isn't the function room.
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Post by chgowiz on Feb 2, 2010 10:21:36 GMT -6
Knock Knock.
Who dere!?
Some hungry guys!
(Orc slowly hides his pie... ) Dis innit no ten fer ten room. Go away!
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Post by Random on Feb 2, 2010 16:26:36 GMT -6
Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jackson and Ian Livingstone. How will you deal with STEVE JACKSON and IAN LIVINGSTONE? Hide? turn to 349 Reply 'Steve Jackson and Ian Livingstone who?' turn to 41 Or do you have an item you want to use? turn to 106 That is hilarious. Anyways, I suppose I have to add one, so here: Knock! Knock! Who's there? Guess. Guess who? Wait, we're making a joke about the wrong Hasbro game!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2010 17:56:08 GMT -6
INT = 3
You start it, okay?
You : Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
You: ...
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Post by gazeboslayer on Feb 2, 2010 19:30:35 GMT -6
Mage: "Knock!"
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Post by coffee on Feb 2, 2010 20:14:37 GMT -6
Mage: "Knock, knock!" Rules Lawyer: "Hey, you can't cast two spells in the same round!"
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