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Post by tdenmark on Jul 12, 2024 15:33:54 GMT -6
So I stumbled across this Kickstarter that is selling a "scent machine" that you load with smells to enhance your D&D game, like Ogre, Elf, Red Dragon, and so on. Part of me says this is a terrible idea, another part of me wants it. Is this an awful idea or a great one? kck.st/3zv9hKO |
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Post by howandwhy99 on Jul 12, 2024 16:06:08 GMT -6
D&D smells like thick, 1970s real paper books infused with cigar smoke.
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Post by geoffrey on Jul 12, 2024 16:20:38 GMT -6
Yuck. That product looks gross.  |
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yesmar
Level 5 Thaumaturgist
Fool, my spell book is written in Erlang!
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Post by yesmar on Jul 12, 2024 17:15:12 GMT -6
Yuck. That product looks gross. Every day I am reminded just how right P. T. Barnum was… |
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Post by Desparil on Jul 12, 2024 18:06:22 GMT -6
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Post by asaki on Jul 12, 2024 19:06:00 GMT -6
We already have one of these, but ours is called a "candle".
I did try enhancing a game with some incense once, to match a scene in the adventure, but one of the players voted no to smoke.
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Post by tdenmark on Jul 12, 2024 19:58:07 GMT -6
D&D smells like thick, 1970s real paper books infused with cigar smoke. Real D&D smells much worse than that. Musty basement + day old pizza + BO  |
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gonyaulax
Level 3 Conjurer
I still miss the 1970s . . . @:^/
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Post by gonyaulax on Jul 20, 2024 15:57:52 GMT -6
I was the one who DMed for our group 85 percent of the time, so my response is, of course . . .
FEAR!
Heh, heh, heh . . .
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flightcommander
Level 6 Magician
"I become drunk as circumstances dictate."
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Post by flightcommander on Jul 20, 2024 17:20:17 GMT -6
There’s also a D&D-branded line of beard oils, which is one of those sets of words I never expected to type.
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Post by Starbeard on Jul 21, 2024 11:26:03 GMT -6
And people thought D&D frisbees were overkill.
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Parzival
Level 6 Magician
Is a little Stir Crazy this year...
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Post by Parzival on Jul 23, 2024 7:24:56 GMT -6
D&D smells like homemade lasagna*, brownies*, and/or pizza with a light surface of Coke and Dr. Pepper.
Or that was my teen experience. Nothing can top that.
(*Thank you, Mrs. Wall!)
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Post by Malcadon on Jul 23, 2024 18:24:07 GMT -6
 ...the mustier, the better! |
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Post by jeffb on Jul 28, 2024 5:19:50 GMT -6
Lets hope they don't release a "Con Gamer" scent.
Though it would be the only legit one, if they did.
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Post by Finarvyn on Jul 28, 2024 11:25:20 GMT -6
Lets hope they don't release a "Con Gamer" scent. Though it would be the only legit one, if they did. Yes, a very distinct aroma. What D&D tastes like is Cheetos and warm Mt Dew.  |
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Post by jamesmishler on Jul 28, 2024 11:33:28 GMT -6
D&D smells like well oiled leather and Damascene steel, horse sweat and pine needles, old growth trees and moss; rusting portcullises, sweet rotting flesh, goblin piss, and ogre sweat.
D&D smells like gold and silver and blood and snot.
D&D smells like the stink of the gorge rising in your throat fighting back the stench of dragon fire in your face.
D&D smells like death and broken dreams.
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Parzival
Level 6 Magician
Is a little Stir Crazy this year...
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Post by Parzival on Jul 29, 2024 13:15:00 GMT -6
Lord, I hope not!
PU!
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