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doc Level 6 Magician Well blow me down! Posts: 443	and now, a quickie..... Jan 8, 2008 18:38:31 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by doc on Jan 8, 2008 18:38:31 GMT -6 A githyanki walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey pal, why the long face?" Doc
	The Lord helps those who help their elf.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	and now, a quickie..... Jan 8, 2008 21:17:11 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2008 21:17:11 GMT -6 Nice... What do you call a Centaur who enjoys arts & crafts? A Hobby Horse Hardy Har Har...
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bigjackbrass Level 5 Thaumaturgist Posts: 233	and now, a quickie..... Jan 9, 2008 15:02:16 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bigjackbrass on Jan 9, 2008 15:02:16 GMT -6 A werebear walks into a tavern and says, "I'd like a gin and... ... ... ... ... ... tonic, please." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" (I'll get my coat...)
	"We wade in imperfect solutions." Whartson Hall RPG recordings

calithena Mod Team Consultant Official "Fight On!" Scribe Will Withstand Adversity Posts: 3,029 Member is Online	and now, a quickie..... Jan 9, 2008 15:11:57 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by calithena on Jan 9, 2008 15:11:57 GMT -6 After an especially difficult battle with the undead boss, Xylarthen shook his head between healing potions. "That was one huecuva monster."
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jochen Level 1 Medium Posts: 22	and now, a quickie..... Jan 9, 2008 16:40:10 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jochen on Jan 9, 2008 16:40:10 GMT -6 Not being a native speaker I always wondered how "Huecuva" is supposed to be pronounced. Now it all makes sense

doc Level 6 Magician Well blow me down! Posts: 443	and now, a quickie..... Jan 18, 2008 14:15:31 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by doc on Jan 18, 2008 14:15:31 GMT -6 How many D&D characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven. One tenth level character to actually do it, and six first level characters to share in the XPs. Doc
	The Lord helps those who help their elf.

Finarvyn Site Owner Dungeon Master Posts: 8,603	and now, a quickie..... Jan 18, 2008 18:51:59 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Finarvyn on Jan 18, 2008 18:51:59 GMT -6 Now THIS is a thread just screaming "lock me". These jokes are groaners and all of you should be fired. :-)
	Marv / Finarvyn DCC playtester (2011) S&W WhiteBox author (2009) C&C playtester (2003) Builder of the TrollBridge for T&T; Amber Diceless player since 1993 OD&D Player since 1975; Metamorphosis Alpha since 1976 "Don't ask me what you need to hit. Just roll the die and I will let you know!" - Dave Arneson

Finarvyn Site Owner Dungeon Master Posts: 8,603	and now, a quickie..... Jan 18, 2008 22:39:14 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Finarvyn on Jan 18, 2008 22:39:14 GMT -6 By the way --- I was kidding and didn't mean to totally kill the thread. (I used smileys and everything!) :-O
	Marv / Finarvyn DCC playtester (2011) S&W WhiteBox author (2009) C&C playtester (2003) Builder of the TrollBridge for T&T; Amber Diceless player since 1993 OD&D Player since 1975; Metamorphosis Alpha since 1976 "Don't ask me what you need to hit. Just roll the die and I will let you know!" - Dave Arneson

doc Level 6 Magician Well blow me down! Posts: 443	and now, a quickie..... Jan 18, 2008 23:03:28 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by doc on Jan 18, 2008 23:03:28 GMT -6 A pup walks up to an outlaw and says "Ain't you the one who shot my paw?" Doc
	The Lord helps those who help their elf.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	and now, a quickie..... Jan 19, 2008 12:30:55 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 12:30:55 GMT -6 An Elf, a Horse, a Kobold , a Blonde, a Sandwich, a Dog & a Monk all walk into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

dwayanu Level 9 Sorcerer Posts: 1,059	and now, a quickie..... Jan 19, 2008 15:47:24 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dwayanu on Jan 19, 2008 15:47:24 GMT -6 I never really got into reading Xanth novels, but puns are indispensible to my dungeoneering: skeletons in the closet mush room idol pursuit first left-turn ant boy-foot bear with teaks of Chan ... ... and so on.

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