Have A Victorious Christmas, By Crom!

[derv]

Conan sent a very nice letter to Santa Claus letting him know that all he wanted for Christmas was a vintage live action G.I. Joe American Hero doll with kung-fu grip by Mattel. To his great dismay, come Christmas morning, all he found in his stocking was a lump of coal. With the boiling anger of disbelief that it was even possible for him to be on the Naughty List, he vowed that, by hell or high water, he would march on Santa’s workshop, burning and pillaging, and by force claim his vintage live action G.I. Joe American Hero doll with kung-fu grip by Mattel. Sure, in the past year he cleft a few skulls, crushed a number of ribs, and choked the life out of his enemies with his bare hands. He may have even ran a sword or two through those that opposed him. But, did that warrant him being put on the Naughty List? By Holy Ishtars name, no!

Set Up Requirements:
-One white bed sheet and playing surface of a minimum 4 x 6 feet area
-download and print out on card stock Santa’s House or the Elves’ Workshop from Noelladesigns.com Building should be placed one foot behind the centerline of the playing area.
-download and print out on card stock the figures at letter size. Have your kid’s or friends color them. Print out two copies if you want a larger battle.
-Set up some terrain
Terrain options:
-download and print out Christmas trees from Noelladesigns.com
-box of mini candy canes or lolly pops with white play dough for a stand of candy trees.
-large marshmallows and toothpicks for snow-like walls, hills, or igloos.
-a few lumps of coal or similar black rocks.
-white Styrofoam for hills and elevations.
-tin foil for making ice-like lakes or rivers.
-gum drops for candy road ways or paths.
-cotton stuffing or cotton balls to simulate snow drifts.
-use your imagination.

Take turns placing a few terrain options before setting up the opposing armies. St. Nick’s forces may be placed anywhere behind the center line. Conan’s forces must begin play at the far end facing Santa’s workshop.

Player’s Victory Conditions:
Conan must make his way to Santa’s workshop and make contact with the building. He must remain stationary for the following turn, gaining possession of his prized toy, before exiting off the opposite end of the playing surface from where he started.

St. Nick must repel Conan’s advances, break his forces resolve and cause them to retreat off the board from whence they came.

Special Rules:
1. No simultaneous hits required. All hits are cumulative.
2. All figures are subject to morale checks except Conan and St. Nick.
3. If Conan or St. Nick are killed in battle, their entire army must check morale as if they had taken excessive casualties, at -2 to the roll.
4. All figures are subject to “normal” hits.
5. All figures with special attacks may use them but once per game (Jack Frost, Ab. Snowman, Ice Worm).
6. Use the combat system of your choice in Chainmail. You may even use the Alternative Combat System if you choose.
7. The player of Conan’s army gets first move.

Note:
Place your figures wisely and protect your commanders.

Stats:
(1)Conan the Cimmerian: 8 HF Superhero (commander) mv- 12” chg- 15”
(4) Beastmen of Hyperborea: att- HF def- LF mv- 6” chg- 9”
(4) Snow Apes (treat as Wraiths): 2 AF mv- 9” chg- 12”
(4) Man Eaters of Zamboula (Darfarian Cannibals) LF mv- 9” chg- 12” shields & spears
(1) Baal-Pteor (treat as Ogre): 6 HF mv- 9” chg- 12”
(1) Yag-Kosha (treat as Lycanthrope): att- 4 AF def- 4 HF mv- 6” chg- 9”
(1) Remora (Ice Worm): 4 HH mv- 9” chg- 15” *treat as flightless white dragon
(4) Children of Inutsi (Snakemen): HF mv- 9” chg- 12” short bows

(1) Santa Claus: 8 HF Superhero (commander) mv- 12” chg- 15”
(4) Elven Archers: LF mv- 12” short bows *can perform split moves as footmen
(1) Abominable Snowman (treat as Giant): 12 HF mv- 12” chg- 18” *throws ice boulder
(4) Reindeer (treat as Warg): LH mv- 18” chg- 24”
(2) Frosty & Sam the Snowmen (treat as Heroes): 4 HF mv- 9” chg- 12”
(1) Jack Frost (treat as Seer): 2 AF mv- 12” chg-15” *can throw ice ball as fire ball or create frosty fog as cloud kill.






Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Guys

-derv



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[Merctime]

That. Picture. Is. AWESOME.

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By the thousand eyes! A winnner is you!