Carcosa 1d100 weird items table

[Necromancer]

Making tables can be quite fun, so I decided to give it a go, Carcosa-style! Not exactly a treasures table... rather other stuff that the PC's can find when poking around in places they'd better avoid, if they knew better...

1d100

01. Stuffed archaeopteryx
02. Silver astrolabe
03. Pouch with magic mushrooms
04. Sawed off shotgun
05. Bronze helmet in the shape of a mosquito head
06. Grotesque tentacled jade figurine
07. Glass jar containing space alien foetus in formaldehyde
08. Clay tablet with engraved undecipherable cuneiform writings
09. Katana and wakizashi in pristine condition
10. A can of gasoline
11. Geiger counter
12. Gasmask
13. Scroll of human skin containing random ritual
14. Goggles
15. Oil painting (apocalyptic motif)
16. Pocket watch (going backwards)
17. Barrel of pickled brains
18. Obsidian sarcophagus
19. Small glass bottle with fluorescent liquid
20. Holographic projector
21. Snake skin boots
22. Over-ambitious vivisectionist droid
23. Tattooing equipment
24. Chainsaw
25. Hovercraft
26. A pile of corroded scrap metal
27. Pouch with marbled lotus powder
28. Staff of human bones
29. Cybernetic hand
30. Musket
31. Pocket size translator tool
32. Bottle of wormwood liquor
33. High tech medical kit (1d6 doses left, each dose restores 1d6 HP)
34. Rusty dune buggy
35. Road sign ("Warning for dinosaurs")
36. Jar containing hallucinogenic spices
37. Fire extinguisher
38. Trash can lid
39. Mummified mi-go
40. Flashlight
41. Wrecked space shuttle
42. Wooden box containing assorted fireworks
43. Portable x-ray camera
44. Defiled marble statue of long forgotten philosopher
45. Broken cryo chamber
46. Set of walkie-talkies
47. Miniature obelisk covered with weird hieroglyphs
48. Meteoric steel dagger
49. Bouquet of plastic flowers
50. Dinosaur carcass infested with fluorescent fungi
51. Hovering glowing sphere
52. Ultrasonic drill
53. A dozen cans of preserved insects (chili-garlic flavor)
54. Gold necklace with occult symbol charm
55. Umbrella
56. Necrokinetic mnemonic probe
57. Decapitated garden gnome
58. Microscope
59. Holographic chessboard
60. Hookah
61. Derby hat
62. Perpetuum mobile labeled "Out of order"
63. Prayer-mat
64. Terrarium with carnivorous plants
65. 1d6 bottles of algae wine
66. Purple metal bracelet (starts to glow when near Spawns of Shub-Niggurath)
67. Human skull made into chalice
68. Closet containing human skeleton
69. Cookbook ("The Cannibal Cuisine - 96 exquisite recipes")
70. 1d6 smoke-grenades
71. Phonograph
72. Archivist droid with distorted memory unit
73. Satellite dish
74. 3d6 test tubes in assorted sizes
75. Ornithopter
76. Small bag of candied larvae
77. Dream enhancement projector
78. Golden monstrous mask
79. Neuromantic cognition device
80. Flamethrower
81. Orange (clockwork included)
82. Leatherbound book ("Encyclopedia of sepulchral procedures in Carcosa")
83. Crude winged elephantine figurine
84. Bioscanner
85. Water-damaged drawing-block featuring sketches signed R.U. Pickman
86. Stained glass window
87. 1d6 bottles of hallucinogenic cactus juice
88. Interdimensional communication oscillator
89. Machete
90. Malfunctioning security droid
91. Grimoire containing 1d4 random rituals
92. Flask containing acidic alien blood
93. Subspace vibrosaw instruction manual
94. Mirror (all colours are inverted when reflected)
95. Slime-stained copy of "Psychedelic fantasies vol. I"
96. Item too weird to describe
97. Necrodynamic energy converter
98. Space-suit
99. Radium pistol
00. Portal leading to another plane

[leg1on]

Thanks man.
I'll be using this Friday.